Miley Cyrus A Condom Spokesperson?
July 29, 2008 · Print This Article
Los Angeles (CMR) - Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus swears she’s saving “it” for marriage, but condom-makers LifeStyles are willing to bet a cool million she doesn’t.
Execs at America’s third-largest condom manufacturer have offered the 15-year-old Disney supernova $1 million to be their freshest-ever face of the brand. And promote what, exactly? Safe sex for the statutory set?
“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, Vice President of Marketing at Lifestyles. “With recent reports showing that one out four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set-and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”
Despite the generous contract offer (plus a lifetime supply of latex for Miley, just in case she decides to go all Jamie-Lynn after all), the teen starlet’s rep told the NY Daily News it’s a no-go.
Illusions-and morality clauses-must be maintained.
But really, can we be more than a few leaked MySpace photos away from third base with Miss Montana? First, there was Miley flashing a green bra; then, the wet t-shirt shower shot, reportedly sent to whichever one of the Jonas Brothers isn’t gay; and yesterday, even steamier pictures turned up, showing the teen in pink flannel and a serious smooch sesh with boyfriend Tyler Sturges. Pajamas! Making out! OMG!
And, of course, there was the ludicrously controversial “nude” shoot with Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair.
As always, Miley has released a statement concerning the latest batch of MySpace leaks, saying she’s embarrassed by the photos and apologizing to her pre-pubescent fans. She should just have a t-shirt made, already-and then take it off for the webcam.
Society is forgetting one thing that Miley Cyrus is still only 15. Walt Disney is spinning in his grave in what Disney has turned itself into.
It is getting to the point that there isn’t a whole lot of difference between the porn industry and the Disney Corp. but at least the porn industry uses 18 year olds and Disney who uses 15 year olds.
It is just getting unbelievable that Disney would pimp out Ms. Cyrus to sell condoms when a male can get them in a convenience store for .75 cents.