Lady Gaga Gets Evicted from Yankee’s Clubhouse For Drunken Groping – Of Herself!
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This story is so bizarre that it has to be true. According to the Huffington Post, which is usually reliable, Lady Gaga attended a Yankees game Friday night in a Yankees shirt and her underwear. Period. After a game spent drinking beer, she switched to Irish whiskey and talked her way past security into the team clubhouse, where she kept “groping her chest over her jersey.”
That is just too bizarre. If I were drunk on beer and whisky — or maybe even if I wasn’t! — and I was in the Yankee’s clubhouse with the likes of Alex Rodriguez, I would NOT be groping myself. Not with all that fine manliness to be groping!
As soon as the general manager Brian Cashman found out, she was summarily evicted from the clubhouse and rumor has it that she will not be invited back.
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Not only is she not banned from the clubhouse, but the Yankee GM said she did “nothing wrong.” Period. If she had groped herself, I think she would have been banned. The Yankees messed up by letting her in the clubhouse – not that she would be denied – after a loss. Yankee policy prohibits (or tries to prohibit) visitors to the clubhouse after a loss. Celebs are welcome after a win, and Gaga is welcome to come back, after a win.